1)
-What do you call a rabbit that’s been sitting out for a while? -A dust bunny.

2)
-Why did the dove fly south for the winter? -Because it’s warmer.

3)
-Knock Knock -Who’s there? -Rabbits -Rabbits who? -Nah…owls who

4)
-Knock Knock
-Who’s there?
-Piglet
-Piglet who?
-Piglet Jackson the third. We had an appointment…

5)
Two people meet on a barge. One says to the other, “Ya think?” the other replies, “What do you mean?”

6)
-What did the fan say to the paperclips?
-“I’m so glad you’re here. I’m a really big fan.”

7)
-Why couldn’t the crow sit over the traffic any longer?

-It was out of breath from warning all the pedestrians.

8)
-What did the flower say to the pasture? -“I’m right outside the fence”

9)
-Who were Mozart’s influences?
This one’s not a joke, I just want to know.

10)
-What did the doctor say to the leaky watch? -“I’m afraid you’re running out of time.” (written by allie)